December 2011
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Me: You know what you should do?
Brett: What?
Me: You should pour me a coke. *stare*
Brett: ... Alright, I will.
Me: *continued stare* Don't go slipping any bourbon in it.
Brett: I won't. I think you've had enough tonight.
...
...
Me: *sips non-alcoholic drink* ...Good! I'm glad to know that I will remain sober this New Years!
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Anonymous asked: you have the right to remain silent~
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tonysboner:
i remember that one time i tried to be social on facebook
and i commented on people’s photos and shit
yeah
that was a good one time
My mother and I, every year.
Mum: Okay, you can have one margarita, because it's new years. But don't tell anyone because I'll get in trouble because you're underage.
Me: You know, it is legal for me to drink in the house as long as I'm supervised by a parent or guardian.
Mum: Nope. Don't tell anyone.
Me: I'm just saying it doesn't matter--
Mum: Nope. That's the law.
Me: But it isn't... Okay! Fine. That's the law, okay.
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Goal for 2012 -- Touch Robert Downey Jr.'s face
iwantcupcakes:
WITH MY LIPS.
THEN MY TONGUE.
THEN WE’LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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When I'm having a fight with my older sibling and...
rdjmrwonderful:
lolsofunny:
I’M ALWAYS LIKE:
oh, oh! what about that thing they do, when they yell at you loud enough to make your parents come in
PLEASE REPORT THIS GUY. He's harassing and... →
woah, what the fuck? reporting now.
I think my cat is some kind of vampire descendant.
I mean, if she wants to come in my room and the door is open, she won’t actually come in until I welcome her at eye level.
And if my door is closed, she’ll kind of do her best to knock.
So I guess maybe she like, learned vampire etiquette or is just extremely polite, naturally.
Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
cacellcee:
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
omg
Watchloistk:
slytherliz:
sachimo:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
durianseeds:
sachimo:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
gudfkjbadhsjkdfs
does she know its a video
OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS STILL EXIST
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
BABHVBHABHAHAH
vondell-swain:
when you do art, you will always get bad colored pencils for christmas
it is a rule
i got three separate sets this year from people I kind-of know
i can’t use them for anything
they’re really bad
truth.
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Sometimes I’ll make the conscious decision to not reblog something just because Homestuck is mentioned in it.
Even if the post isn’t about Homestuck.
I just hate Homestuck that much.
tonysboner:
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especially because they’re not trying to be rude, I look like an asshole when I can’t stand them anymore
